A Christmas Quiz

December 21st, 2008

So, you think you know everything there is to know about Christmas? Well, let’s find out with this quiz:

(Note: Read all the answers for the multiple choice questions. In nearly all cases, there’s 1 right answer, at least 1 nearly-right answer and a couple of distractors.)

1. True or false: As long as Christmas has been celebrated, it has been celebrated on December the 25th.

2. Joseph’s hometown was:

a. Nazareth
b. Jerusalem
c. Cairo
d. Bethlehem
e. We don’t know

3. What methods of travel did Joseph and Mary used to travel to Bethlehem?

a. Walked
b. Horse
c. Donkey or mule
d. Camel
e. We don’t know

4. True or false: Joseph and Mary were married when Mary became pregnant.

5. True or false: By the time Jesus was born, Joseph and Mary had married.

6. True or false. By the time Jesus was born, Mary was no longer a virgin.

7. What did the innkeeper say to Mary and Joseph?

a. “We have no room in the inn.”
b. “I have a stable you can use.”
c. “Come back after the holidays when there are fewer people.”
d. Both A and B
e. We don’t know

8. Jesus was delivered in a:

a. Manger
b. Stable
c. Barn
d. Cave
e. We don’t know

9. A manger is:

a. A stable for domesticated animals
b. A wooden storage bin containing hay
c. A feeding though for animals
d. A barn

10. What animals were present at Jesus’ birth?

a. Cows, sheep and goats
b. Cows, sheep and donkeys
c. Sheep and goats
d. Camels, cows and sheep
e. We don’t know

11. Who saw the “star in the East”?

a. Shepherds
b. The Magi
c. Both A and B
d. Joseph and Mary
e. King Herod

12. How many angels spoke to the shepherds in the field?

a. 1
b. 3
c. 7
d. A “multitude”
e. A “legion”

13. What “sign” did the angel say the shepherds should look for?

a. A star overhead
b. A baby that doesn’t cry
c. A baby in a stable
d. A house with a Christmas tree

14. What did the angels sing?

a. “Silent Night, Holy Night”
b. “Joy to the World, the Lord is Come”
c. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”
d. “Alleluia!”
e. “Glory to God in the Highest!”

15. A “heavenly host” is made up of:

a. A choir of angels
b. An army made up of angels
c. A multitude of angels pointing in a particularly direction
d. An unspecified number of angels serving refreshments
e. None of the above

16. There was snow that first Christmas:

a. Only in Bethlehem
b. All over Israel
c. Somewhere in Israel
d. Nowhere in Israel

17. As a baby, Jesus:

a. Didn’t cry
b. Only cried when the doctor delivered Him
c. Only cried when the manger was uncomfortable
d. Cried like any other baby would

18. How many Magi came to see Jesus? ______

19. Frankincense is:

a. A perfume
b. A precious metal
c. A precious fabric
d. An aromatic gum or resin

20. Myrrh is:

a. A perfume
b. A precious metal
c. A precious fabric
d. An aromatic gum or resin

21. When the Magi found Jesus, He was:

a. Lying in a manger
b. Playing with sheep
c. At His home in Nazareth
d. Discussing scripture with the teachers in the temple

22. When Joseph learned that Mary was pregnant:

a. His parents forced them into a “shotgun” marriage
b. Joseph wanted to break off the betrothal
c. Mary got outta town!
d. An angel told them to travel to Bethlehem
e. Both b and c

23. Joseph took Mary and Jesus to Egypt:

a. To be taxed
b. To avoid a harsh travel season
c. He didn’t, he took them straight home to Nazareth
d. Because an angel appeared to him in a dream, warning him to escape King Herod in Egypt
e. Because the Magi warned him that King Herod meant to kill Jesus

When you’ve finished answering these questions (try it without referring to a Bible!) look up the answers below and see how you did.

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Crafting a different archives template

November 12th, 2008

I’m writing an archives template for a theme I’m working on, and I decided I wanted to do something more than the average, boring archives page. For example, for the monthly archives, I’d like it to appear something like this:

2006:                         Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2007: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct     Dec
2008:     Feb Mar Apr May Jun     Aug     Oct Nov

For the categories, I’d like to see two or three column lists, similar to this:

General    Podcast         Reviews
Tutorials  Uncategorized   Video
WordCamp

I’m displaying both of these examples in monospaced <PRE> format, but I’d prefer to display everything in normal fonts. Are either of these possible using current plugins or techniques, or would anyone like to take up the task?

Should we make attempts to standardize WordCamps?

October 6th, 2008

So, I’ve been thinking about forming an actual WordCamp Foundation to somewhat loosely codify what exactly makes an event an actual WordCamp, and also to provide some legal cover and help organizers with common problems like securing liability insurance, etc.

I’ve also been struggling with what the rules should be, because what I think a WordCamp ought to be might not be what someone else thinks a WordCamp should be. So, I’ll first give a couple of suggestions on rules I think are non-negotiable, then I’ll follow up on a few that are open for debate.

1. The event must be focused on blogging or new media with a heavy emphasis on the use of WordPress software (WordPress, WordPress.com or WordPress MU).

2. All content created must be released under a Creative Commons license.

Personally, I strongly believe few WordCamp organizers will have any heartburn over the previous two rules. It’s when money is introduced that I expect things to get contentious real fast.

I believe, and I’m backed up on this by many others including Matt Mullenweg that WordCamps are meant to teach existing WordPress users and attract new ones, not to turn a profit. I also believe that any attendance fee paid by attendees should be for the purpose of gaining their investment, their “buy in” to the event, and that the bulk of costs should be borne by the event’s sponsors.

If you allow people to register to attend, and keep the admittance free, you run the risk of people signing up with no real investment or interest in attending. Unconsciously or not, many of us have this unspoken opinion that, “nothing offered for free can have any real intrinsic value, otherwise, why would any sane person be offering it for free?” “If it’s worth something”, we think, “They’d be asking fpr something in return.”

For WordCamp Dallas, I chose to offer each attendee admittance to both day’s events, along with lunch each day and a t-shirt, all for $20. Afterward, several people candidly told me they’d paid many times that and received less value at other conferences. Some even chastised me for pricing tickets too low.

So, although we frown on organizers charging too much to attend or even having a profit motive when organizing a WordCamp, should we codify that somehow, or should we continue to strongly suggest future WordCamps remain non-profit and frown on those that do? And how do we decide how much is too much? Should we say no single ticket should cost more than a large pizza? Should we say no single ticket should cost more than the meals that attendee is entitled to and one t-shirt? What about the differences in currency between countries? A large pizza in Tanzania may be exorbitantly high in cost.

So, should rule number three attempt to hard-code ticket prices? For example:

3. A single ticket to attend a WordCamp should be no more than $30

Or, maybe the way to approach it follows a suggestion that I’ve heard Matt mention, and that is to require any profit be given to charity and/or an open source project. For example:

3. At the close of a WordCamp, any and all profits must be donated to either a charity and/or an open source project.

But then, that might require an additional rule:

4. The financial records of a WordCamp must be fully disclosed in an open ledger, except for any donor/sponsor who wishes to remain anonymous.

PodCamp already does this. And it would encourage organizers to set up at least separate bank accounts for WordCamp finances, possibly even forming limited liability companies or the equivalent in overseas legal systems, but is that starting to be too “Big Brother”-ish?

Another thing, related to money, is the idea of paying for speakers, or even “compensating” them. Some people, with very good intentions and reasoned thought, believe that bringing better-known, “celebrity” bloggers in from thousands of miles away, paying for their air fare and putting them up in hotels is a good way to ensure the success of a WordCamp by practically guarantying a turnout, because if you had a chance to pick up WordPress tips from Darren Rowse or Chris Brogan for $20, wouldn’t you come out to a WordCamp?! (I’m not saying either of these would require an honorarium or anything, I just needed the names of two well-known WordPress bloggers.) Even one of these would increase the cost of a WordCamp by several hundred dollars, and would either require existing sponsors cough up the dough or new ones would have to be added. Then again, if Spacely Space Sprockets or Cosmo Cogs are fine shelling out $1,500 to fly Rowse in from Australia to speak for a couple of hours, who are we to say no?

The other side says that WordCamps are meant to be, in the words of Mullenweg, “hyper-local” events where everyone is treated like rockstars and maybe the blogger from around the block could use a place to start his or her own personal marketing campaign, and speaking at a local WordCamp would be a great way to gain exposure as a thought-leader, all while allowing the organizer to keep costs down.

Besides, if Mr. Mega-Blogger (I’ve decided to stop picking on Messrs. Rowse and Brogan… I may need their help one day) decides to speak at your WordCamp, he does so at his own expense, after all, he’s the one benefiting from the exposure and marketing opportunities… He’s the one benefiting from the networking and prospective clients… He’s the one benefiting from his book sales or whatever he’s selling… Why should he be paid on top of all that?

So, my last proposal on rules for a WordCamp would require we decide on whether or not to disallow paying for speakers. I.e.:

6. Speakers and session leaders will not be paid, compensated or otherwise reimbursed in return for speaking.

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, you may hear that I recently asked to be paid to speak at WordCamp New York City. That is both true and false. Let me explain:

I was contacted by jonathan Dingman, the lead organizer, and was asked by him first for advice on organizing a WordCamp, then if I might lead a session, possibly recording an episode of The WordPress Podcast live. I explained, that since I’d only recently become fully self-employed, that I had no money budgeted to travel to any events either to speak or to simply attend, and that if I were to attend WordCamp NYC, my flight and hotel would need to be paid. Jonathan initially agreed, but as we worked on the details, we both agreed it wouldn’t be cost-efficient for me to attend, even if sponsors agreed to pay the cost.

I fall into the “Speakers should not be paid” camp, however, this was a special circumstance where I was asked what it would take to get me there, and I gave an honest answer: That I could not pay my own way, and that the only way I could attend is if someone else paid my way for me.

So, in recap, I hope I’ve given you something to consider. Should we form a WordCamp Foundation to assist and regulate future WordCamps, and if so, should we debate and adopt any or all of the following rules?

  1. The event must be focused on blogging or new media with a heavy emphasis on the use of WordPress software (WordPress, WordPress.com or WordPress MU).
  2. All content created must be released under a Creative Commons license.
  3. At the close of a WordCamp, any and all profits must be donated to either a charity and/or an open source project.
  4. The financial records of a WordCamp must be fully disclosed in an open ledger, except for any donor/sponsor who wishes to remain anonymous.
  5. Speakers and session leaders will not be paid, compensated or otherwise reimbursed in return for speaking.

September 12th is my independence day!

August 29th, 2008

I’ve hinted about this on the podcast for some time now, but today I’m finally free to discuss it openly. Without getting into specifics, I’ve worked for a local company for the past nine years and four months, and for that I’ve extremely grateful. For personal reasons I won’t go into here, I’ve been looking for another career path to pursue that would excite me and provide a better balance between my personal life and my work.

When I started The WordPress Podcast in 2006, it was a hobby… something to do during my weekends. I’d been blogging on and off since college in the late nineties, and podcasting seemed like the next logical step. Soon, I kept learning my craft and people began to recognize me as a thought-leader and would ask for my opinions on what software to use, which microphones to use as well as WordPress-related questions. Not wishing to be a braggard, but it turns out I’m pretty good at those sorts of things.

A personal friend and my new media/entrepreneurship mentor, Jason Van Orden, along with his business partner Jeremy “Sterling” Frandsen have been producing Internet Business Mastery for years now, where they encourage entrepreneurs to declare their independence from the traditional 9-to-5 day job in favor of embracing the opportunities and personal freedom affording by businesses using the Internet. Over the past several years, he has managed to first employ me as a sort of “virtual assistant” to help me learn about branding and Internet-based business, and later encouraging me to shed my fears and insecurities about becoming “unemployable” as Jay and Sterling like to call it.

Last year, I started Four-Oh New Media, LLC to handle my business and began accepting clients. I’ve also been planning for some time to quit my current job and freelance web design, podcast and new media consulting and public speaking full time. However, much as I may have planned and dreamed of becoming fully self-employed, my old insecurities kept coming up. “Would I earn enough to live?” I asked. “What about medicine and insurance?” and “Am I able to do this?” I worried.

Well, I’ve decided to step out in faith and put my dreams to the test! This morning, I walked into my employer’s office and submitted my letter of resignation. In two weeks, September 12th, I will declare my independence from a life I was not meant to live, and begin to live a lifestyle of my own design. It won’t be easy, but I’m certain it will be rewarding and oh, so worth it!